February 2012
why cant i get to my next k yet
2 tags
turningoveranewqueef:
People who answer texts with only a smiley face
the cutest thing Ive seen all day →
plasticprince:
i bet tumblr made a total of two dollars from highlighted posts so far(:
annefranksgasmask:
I haven’t showered since 1998 #90skid
dadfather:
the best people are people that are quiet but not shy
everyone is hilarious today
allovermyblondesouth:
(((((people only like you because you hit on them)))))))
africans:
we should just let these fruity young men continue to make gifs of themselves in the bathtub because eventually they’ll drop their laptops and be electrocuted and we can continue to evolve as a species its called natural selection
why cant i have a boyfriend like pharrell williams
Anonymous asked: How was your day? :D that's a question right?
Anonymous asked: You're just jealous cos' they hotter than you.
if u like one direction please stay 139275823 feet away from me
me: i like to sleep and eat
dad: i know you like to eat
me: you can tell because i have a food graveyard around my room
dad: you need to clean that up
me: well then how am i supposed to pay my respects?
kwadi:
nicolascagefanblog:
ur so gaY
cassandra loves me actually
frick off
Anonymous asked: Are you dating anyone from this website?
ur so gaY
nucleur:
give me nuggets
or give me death
i am a full time internet
School: 2+2=4
Homework: 2+4+2=8
Exam: Iqbal has 4 apples, his train is 7 minutes early, calculate the mass of the sun.
“i’m so fat”
– not me (via greensushi)
adolfphin:
tyleroakley reblogged tyleroakley
so there was this super hot guy shirtless in the lockers today and i missed him so now i want to slit my throat
dirty-meth-head asked: your tie dye jumper is bitchin kitchen!
frick off
prettttyodd:
roses are red violets are blue i’m going to fuck you with a rake
ask me questions ok or whatever →
aquus:
ugly people who are arrogant
funkyfaggot:
yes that’s right only talk to me when you want something from me
africans:
according to 15 year old female tumblr users
everyone else in the whole world: omg shoes, men with muscles, jersey shore, fashion, dieting, skinny models, drinking with friends, mtv, facebook
tumblr user: im the only person in the entire world who likes tattoos, pizza, dr who, all time low, thinks about sex and misses the 90s only me no one else im so unique just me im special only...
jazzygrandpa:
i am a hot guy everyone follow me
sister: give me my poster back
me: no
sister: why
me: moves mick jagger
commanderinqueef:
i just wanna do ignorant hoodrat shit with me and my friends at the mall
whatafuckinfamilypicture:
Whoever shot up the Ohio school is an idiot and probably the worst school shooter ever. If you can only kill 1 person during a school shooting you should just not commit a school shooting and you are better off just killing yourself instead of making a scene.
commanderinqueef:
shavingryansprivates:
it took us 3 days to make that potato salad, buddy. 3 DAYS!
