catdiarrhea:

my mom walked in the house and threw a bag of tacos on me from taco bell and said ur welcome and faded into the distance 

(via kanyewesticle)

eastcoastginger:

theres this fat girl in my gym class and the teacher calls her bubba gump and shes too stupid to get it

(via bakedzitis2)

i just want a lot of golden stuff so i could just sell it and buy crappy clothes with the money

obeseblackguy:

makin my way downtown walking fast faces pass 

(via nosetampon)

i am miss big steak

who the eff broke my tag

hot people everywhere making life stressful

nintendoggystyle:

mom im only on the computer like 24 hours a day